The Kid-Dish: David Arquette, Gwyneth Paltrow, and a Tori Spelling Birthday Party

All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- David Arquette was seen escorting 7-year-old Coco to a doctor’s appointment. Coco’s outfit begs the question: can you ever be wearing too many ponies? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- Gwyneth Paltrow has an interview in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, where she opens up about her surprisingly communicative husband, her multicultural nannies, and the fact that if Apple is “a lesbian, she’s a lipstick lesbian.” (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- We’re sure Mayim Bialik is happy for her Big Bang co-star Simon Helberg (who plays Howard on the show), who just confirmed that he and his wife are expecting their first baby this spring. Mazel tov! (People)

- We’re sorry to rub this in your face, Tamara Reese, but Tori Spelling threw a Hello Kitty birthday party for 3-year-old Stella and the dessert table is… really something. I mean, I think I see a wedding cake on there. (LilSugar)