May 30 2012
How to (Not) Mess Up Your Kids for Life
You cannot mess up your kids for life if you:
- 1. Have pain relief during labor and delivery
- 2. Have a caesarean section
- 3. Don’t use a doula or midwife
- 4. Give birth in a hospital with a doctor
- 5. Don’t breastfeed
- 6. Bottlefeed formula
- 7. Breastfeed and give formula
- 8. Don’t pump your breast milk
- 9. Give a pacifier
- 10. Let the baby “cry it out“
- 11. Don’t let them sleep with you
- 12. Don’t make your own baby food
- 13. Let them watch TV
- 14. Don’t use organic products
- 15. Give them occasional sweets
- 16. Give them apple juice
- 17. Work outside the home
- 18. Get divorced (but don’t divorce the kid)










