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Aug 20 2014

Why This Dad Smothers His Daughter with Love

By at 10:07 am


Although I’m not a mother nor a daughter myself, I enjoyed Jordana Horn’s recent review of “The Jewish Daughter Diaries” in her post, “Do Jewish Moms Smother Their Kids With Too Much Love?” While some of the book’s authors’ have their gripes with overbearing, meddlesome mothers, I’d like to repeat Horn’s statement that you can never love a child too much.

My mother says I was a very sensitive child. She guesses that it was because I was gay. That might very well be true, but I do know that my parents’ response to my sensitivity wasn’t right. In their attempt to help me develop thicker skin, they didn’t kiss or hug me, or tell me that they loved me.

And I felt unloved. Read the rest of this entry →

Sep 23 2011

Testosterone — Huh? What Is It Good For?

By at 11:41 am

You know what? You can take your damn testosterone and shove it. A “science” experiment at Northwestern University, (reported in the New York Times of Sept 18) has confirmed that having kids reduces men’s testosterone levels. The author interviews Jewish humorists (Adam Mansbach and AJ Jacobs) as well as several men who–before fatherhood–repaired cars, drank at tailgate parties and hunted. To the author, Alex Williams, this all boils down to one thing: a loss of testosterone meant a loss of manliness.

Well, he makes that claim for the majority of the piece. In the last two paragraphs, Williams retracts most of his assertions before ending with a subject who is confidently male because he “bow-hunts, fishes, plays hockey and used a chainsaw just hours ago.”

Well, I’m glad we’ve moved on from 20th century stereotypes of Jewish effeminacy and bullshit macho caricatures of what constitutes “manliness.”

And I’m glad that such progressive ideas are being espoused by the New York Times. “Science” also shows that falling in love causes a drop in the production of testosterone, so heaven forbid any “real men” should do that. We might be so glassy eyed with love we might forget to skin the buck that we’d just wrassled to the ground with our bare hands and killed with the bowie knife tucked into our greasy mechanic’s overalls.


For what, in the end, has testosterone ever done for us fathers? OK so it’s made us muscular and well-endowed, but at the cost of becoming bald up top, hairy everywhere else, prone to testicular cancer, selfish and aggressive. It’s already sounding like an Al Chayt prayer. “Please forgive me for the sins committed because of testosterone.”

Now Macbeth is no role model (and, famously, no father) but he was right when he said: “I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none.” Once you start defining manliness by extremes and stereotypes you are in danger of behaving like an animal or a machine. What a sad world it would be where drawing, skipping, or putting your daughter’s hair into pigtails is inherently unmanly.

If manliness is measured by testosterone levels, ability with a firearm, or size of penis please cancel my subscription to the New York Times and sign me up to the NRA’s free Swedish Pump offer.

Or maybe that’s just my testosterone speaking.


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