All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Gwyneth Paltrow has been named People magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman of 2013, because if it’s hard enough comparing yourself to other moms, it definitely isn’t hard to compare yourself to the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. (People)

- Adam Poch, the “Heavy Metal Teddy Bear” from season 13 of Big Brother, got married to longtime girlfriend Fara Herzfeld in a bacon-themed Jewish ceremony. Seriously. (People)

- This is the first time I’ve seen Sarah Jessica Parker’s twin girls Tabitha and Loretta really taking after their mom with some bold fashion choices. Ruffles and multiple patterns and mismatched shoes? Tres chic. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- No baby bump yet for expectant mama Ivanka Trump, but she definitely was glowing at the Museum of Natural History’s Spring Dance. (Babble)

- Sure, Tori Spelling’s post-baby body looks shockingly good on the cover of Us Weekly, but both her kids look absolutely terrified, like maybe it’s not so normal for mama to tote them around in a bikini and heels. (Us Weekly)

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All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Canadian rapper Drake Instagrammed his family’s seder with the caption, “Talking matzah and plagues…Happy Passover.” (Instagram)

- Tori Spelling shared her favorite Passover recipes on her website, and of course, they all look perfect and amazing and Pinterest-approved. Charoset cupcakes, anyone? (ediTORIal)

- Zach Braff singing one of the four questions in a never-ending loop. You’re welcome. (Vine)

- Check out celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe’s seder set up, which she captioned, “Calm before the storm #passover.” (Instagram)

- Joan Rivers was definitely kvelling over her family, tweeting, “Had a great time at our Seder last night. Love spending Passover with @MelRivers and Cooper! Perfect Perfect Perfect!” Cute picture attached. (Twitter)

- The Four Daughters of the Passover seder, in the style of HBO’s GIRLS. (The Anti-Girlfriend)

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All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Shoe design mogul Steve Madden and his wife welcomed their third baby on Friday, Goldie Ryan. Insert joke about really stylish baby shoes here. (People)

- For Tori Spelling’s son Liam’s 6th birthday party, the family threw ”a small, family-only, early all-DIY birthday party to celebrate Liam’s 6th birthday.” Meanwhile, the rest of us try to imagine what a non-DIY birthday party is like. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- Another week, another photo shoot of Sarah Jessica Parker taking her twin daughters Tabitha and Loretta to school. I wonder if SJP makes fun of her nanny’s Uggs behind her back. (Babble)

- Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler are teaming up again to star in a new romantic comedy about, “A man and a woman who, after a disastrous first date, get trapped at a family resort with their kids from previous marriages in tow.” And of course, just like in life, “An attraction begins to grow despite comedic mishaps.” (Just Jared)

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• Tags: adam sandler, drew barrymore, kid-dish, sarah jessica parker, tori spelling

All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Jerry Seinfeld tweeted some pictures of himself and his kids Sasha, 12, Julian, 9, and Shepherd, 7, celebrating Festivus (and Christmas) with a Festivus pole, grievances, and… a Christmas tree. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- Tori Spelling blogged her own New Year’s resolutions, including “drink more water” and take an unplugged vacation. She also shared some of Liam’s (5) and Stella’s (4) resolutions. (Torispelling.com)

- Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber and kids Sasha, 5, and Sammy, 4. explored St. Barts together and generally looked adorable. (Babble)

- Rachel Zoe, husband Rodger, and son Skyler, 1, were also hanging out in St. Barts over the weekend. Skyler’s hair looks amazing and Rachel was sporting a sari-like dress I am now coveting. (Just Jared)

- Finally, she isn’t Jewish, but it just wouldn’t be a celebrity roundup without it: KIM KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT. (Everywhere)

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• Tags: jerry seinfeld, kid-dish, liev shreiber, rachel zoe, tori spelling

All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Tori Spelling, her husband Dean, and their five kiddos, Jack, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and Finn, spent Thanksgiving at a hotel on the beach. Looks like they had fun, but it seems kind of sad to spend Thanksgiving in a sterile hotel (even if it is on the beach). (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- Bethenny Frankel went for a swim with daughter Bryn, and shared a story about how Bryn serenaded the people on a recent plane trip with the ABCs. When she finished they all clapped and cheered. Awww. (Also: people being nice to kids on an airplane? This sounds made up.) (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- New mom Drew Barrymore and her Jewish husband Will Kopelman brought newborn Olive out for her first doctor’s appointment. Adorbs. (US Weekly)

- Pink and her one-year-old daughter Willow were out on a playground this week. I am most jealous of how not cold it looks in these pictures. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

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• Tags: bethenny frankel, drew barrymore, kid-dish, pink, tori spelling

All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Former star of the Hairspray musical, Marissa Jaret Winokur, brought her 4-year-old son Zev to a Halloween party on Saturday night. She was dressed as the bride of Frankenstein, and it looks like he’s a knight/ninja? With blue hair? Someone help me out. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

-Gwyneth Paltrow, her husband Chris Martin, and both kids (Apple, and Moses) went on a Toys R Us run and got some goodies. This is big news because Paltrow and Martin avoid being seen together, even though they’ve been married for nine years. Can you imagine trying to avoid being seen with your spouse? Also, why would you do that? (US Weekly)

-Harper Beckham apparently hung out with Russell Brand. Neither one looks comfortable with that. (Suri’s Burn Book)

-Tori Spelling threw her 1-year-old daughter Hattie a birthday party with a Mad Hatter theme (get it? Hattie/Hatter?) complete with costumes and 150 guests. The idea of having a birthday party–for anyone, at any age–with 150 guests make me feel a little crazy, but I guess that’s part of the theme–going mad! (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

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• Tags: gwyneth paltrow, kid-dish, marissa jaret winokur, tori spelling, victoria beckham

All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Victoria Beckham took daughter Harper on a shopping spree in New York. The pair hit Prada, Baby Gucci and Miu Miu, and then went grocery shopping at Gristedes. This sounds just like when I used to go on errands with my mom, except for all of it. (Celeb Baby Laundry)

- Rachel Zoe says her son Skyler, 18 months, is a chatterbox, and gets “cuter every second.” I wonder if that has to do with her ability to dress him in designer duds every day? (US Weekly)

- Tori Spelling took her kids to a pumpkin patch to celebrate the arrival of Fall. Too bad it was crazy hot that day in LA. On her blog Spelling called it, “90 degree pumpkin sweat fest!” (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- Apparently Sarah Michelle Gellar had her baby boy a month ago. No name news yet, but she’s already out and about with Freddie and their big girl Charlotte Grace, 3. It’s kind of insane how glam she looks just 1 month post-baby. (Babycenter)

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• Tags: kid-dish, rachel zoe, sarah michelle gellar, tori spelling, victoria beckham

All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Tori Spelling is thanking fans for their overwhelming support over the last few weeks. Her new baby Finn is now 6 months old and doing great, despite a very difficult pregnancy. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- Sarah Jessica Parker attended the annual ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute, looking gorgeous in grey. (Famecralwer)

- While mom was away, Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins Tabitha and Loretta adorned matching jackets for a stroll through the city with their mini strollers. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- Natalie Portman took some time off of work for family time (and ice cream) with her husband Benjamin Millepied and adorable 1-year-old Aleph. Rumor is Natalie is putting her mom role over her acting role in choosing what movie she’ll work on next. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

- Bethenny Frankel also took a day to enjoy the beautiful fall weather in a New York City playground with 2-year-old daughter Bryn. (Celeb Baby Laundry)

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All the Jewish celebrity gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

- Let’s start with the horribly depressing news of the week: Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are splitting after 30 years of marriage. I’ll never be able to watch Cheers again, and that’s saying a lot because I love that darn show. (Huffington Post)

- And now onto the mazel tovs: Anne Hathaway married her nice Jewish boy Adam Shulman in what looks to have been a traditional Jewish wedding. And you know how we know it was kosher? She used Natalie Portman’s wedding planner. (People)

- Tori Spelling revealed her baby #4 on the cover of the lastest Us Weekly. Finn joins the ranks of other recent celebrity miracle babies due to complications during Spelling’s pregnancy. (Digital Spy)

- She may have never officially announced her pregnancy, but the proof is in the pudding: Drew Barrymore gave birth to her first child, Olive Barrymore Kopelman. We’re wishing the newlyweds all the best with their little bundle of joy. (E!)

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All the Jewish celebrity parent gossip you (n)ever wanted to know.

-Tori Spelling is recovering from emergency surgery following the birth of her fourth child, which leaves husband Dean McDermott on daddy duty. He toted three out of four kids to the premiere of Disney’s Phineas and Ferb: The Best Live Tour Ever! (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

-Celebrity moms are already on the prowl for the social event of the year: Halloween. While co-hosting Anderson Cooper live, Bethenny Frankel  admitted to having already purchased four costumes for her 2-year-old Bryn. (US Weekly)

-Maggie Gllenhaal talked motherhood on the Today show. She shared, “There’s this whole spectrum of feelings that I just didn’t have until I had my girls.” (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

-Gwyneth Paltrow recently revealed that she won’t allow her children to watch television, unless of course the programming is in Spanish or French. (Mail Online)

-Sarah Jessica Parker was spotted around town earlier this week with her twins Marion and Tabitha, their nanny and appropriately matching strollers. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

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• Tags: bethenny frankel, dean mcdermott, gwyneth paltrow, kid-dish, maggie gyllenhaal, sarah jessica parker, tori spelling