Everyone knows that the Passover seder comes with The Four Questions, traditionally recited by the youngest seder guest (who can actually speak). Luckily, the four questions also come with four answers, which is more than we can say for most of the questions our kids tend to throw our way.
We thought it would be fun to play off this Passover tradition by hosting a contest on Kveller:
What are the questions you never want your kids to ask?
Maybe you don’t want to answer them because they’re too complex or confusing or just plain embarrasing (“Mommy, why does your vagina have a tail?” comes to mind…) Whatever it is, if there’s a question you’re scared out of your mind to answer, we want to hear it.
To enter the contest, email your worst-case-scenario question to firstname.lastname@example.org with “Four Questions Contest” in the subject line. We’ll choose our favorite four to be published on Kveller, where hopefully our other readers will be able to help you come up with the perfect responses. Send us your questions by this Friday, March 22nd.