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This Jewish Magic 8 Ball Is Everything You Need Right Now

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We all know what a Magic 8 ball is. We were all 13 years old once and wanted to know if Joey S. had a crush on us (and he didn’t, but that’s OK, you just cried for an hour in your room while listening to Salt N’Pepa). Well, now you can get your kids (or yourself) a Jewish Wisdom Ball.

It’s not hard to see that the Jewish Wisdom Ball is clearly a hilarious Jewish take on the classic Magic 8 Ball. All you have to do is ask the ball a yes or no question, shake, and turn over to reveal one of 20 answers imbued with the sage wisdom of your Jewish ancestors–as long as you help fund this Kickstarter campaign.

As the campaign puts it best, the reason it’s a Jewish wisdom ball is for the simple fact that “there’s a good chance your question will be answered with a question, you may be made to feel guilty for having asked in the first place, and once in a while you could be told to put on a sweater.” Yup, sounds about right.

jewish wisdom ball

Can’t wait to get mine.


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Joanna Valente

Joanna Valente is the Editorial Assistant at Kveller. She is the author of Sirs & Madams The Gods Are Dead, and Marys of the Sea (forthcoming), and received her MFA at Sarah Lawrence College. You can follow her @joannasaid on Twitter, @joannacvalente on Instagram, or email her at joanna@kveller.com.

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