Sandy Rogen’s Twitter is a force to be reckoned with (constant typos aside). Peruse her feed and you’ll find a variety of themes: her husband, Marc, and their children (mostly Seth), yoga, wine, movie reviews, farts, and Vancouver. An eclectic group of topics, yes, but what’s not to love on that list? Plus, you can always count on Sandy to bless your timeline with a bold, and often obscure, opinion.
Plus, you can also count on Seth to call her out when she fulfills her duty as embarrassing mom (see #4).
Sandy celebrated her Twitter victory with a giant cake, but I’m going a less caloric route. At the time of this writing, the funny Jewish mom has 1,762 tweets. In the name of journalism, I combed through all of them to present thee with a ranking of this marvelous mama’s best tweets. Enjoy!
30. Oh Sandy, you’ve come so far.
How do I send the tweet to seth?
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) May 2, 2017
29. Celebrity spotting!
Thank you nice young woman at target saying hello to us , as we were buying 99 cent hand siap.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) October 27, 2018
28. Documenting her husband’s meals, Part I.
Came home to husband making the biggest bag of popcorn ever ! pic.twitter.com/CgIT52nPHc
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) October 26, 2017
27. Documenting her husband’s meal choices, Part II.
Husbands dinner. Don't ask I didn't make it .. pic.twitter.com/XrWiZUab8Y
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) May 14, 2019
26. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
I like black berries but they always disappoint. Thats it .
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) October 7, 2018
25. Harsh critic!
Saw "atomic blonde". Didn't really understand it , but I think I will have some vodka now .
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) August 2, 2017
24. Adventures at Costco.
Just saw some women's underwear on the ground near the entrance to Costco……………..
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) March 21, 2019
23. Contemplating the wonders of the world.
I wonder things, like how old is the oldest working flight attendant?
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) July 8, 2019
22. Wine at malls for everyone!
There should be a place in the mall where you can sit and have a glass of wine ! Some malls do but they all should.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) November 30, 2018
21. Our motto, too, TBH.
New motto. Sometimes you gotta eat fried chicken .
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) December 19, 2017
20. Grandma likes to party!
So to night we are sleeping over at my daughters to take care of her kids so she can go out, should I throw a party at her place ?? Hahahahaha
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) December 31, 2018
19. Not quite sure about this one.
I think the older people get the more Jewish looking they get. Think about it
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) September 30, 2016
18. High heels hack.
Stretching out my shoes. Hahaha pic.twitter.com/KThgRl02Up
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) October 11, 2018
17. Is it wine or is it fruit juice?
Why does some wine go right to my head and some feels like fruit juice?
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) February 18, 2018
16. Golden Globes party, DIY style.
Same as seth . Golden Globe party ! pic.twitter.com/qwZ2BnESBN
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) January 8, 2018
15. Stars, they’re just like us!
Somewhere in my house there is another pair of socks exactly like these. ,, but I can't find them ! pic.twitter.com/B6aRd9WAfO
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) June 12, 2019
14. Throwing some shade at strangers.
I changed seats in a plane so the lady could be with her friend. Then she leaned the seat back on me .
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) January 14, 2017
13. Seth, call your mother!!
Saw this. Thought of my son . pic.twitter.com/pogI4Ue7Y2
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) April 23, 2019
12. 2-in-1 lotion.
I am pretty sure i put hair conditioner on my face instead of body lotion. All those little bottles look the same. It was actually quite fine.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) December 7, 2018
11. The one where Sandy texts her kids.
I got a new phone and I could text everyone but my kids, so they got like 50 texts that were , hi , hi, this is a test of my new phone, phone test, hi , hi, hi, finally we figured it out, daughter texted back " stop" , son, still w waiting. …………….
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) March 16, 2019
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 16, 2019
Mine looks remarkably similar, however I can’t even fit the whole thing in one screenshot. She keeps going…. pic.twitter.com/ZAA4vfxScp
— danya rogen (@DrRogen) March 16, 2019
10. Loose shorts + yoga = not good.
Boy, I really don't like it when the guy in front of me in yoga is wearing loose shorts and no underwear! Ew!
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) December 23, 2017
9. Sandy goes on a Disney cruise.
Just got off a week disney cruise with the grandchildren. I think everything about me has turned to mickey mouse.i think my poo is shaped like mickey
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) August 25, 2018
8. Sandy loves fart jokes, Part I.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) May 30, 2018
7. Sandy loves fart jokes, Part II.
Sorry. Just had to . pic.twitter.com/K7FWTR0x9J
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) July 1, 2019
6. Sandy loves fart jokes, Part III.
When you wear a big heavy coat no one can tell when you fart.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) January 23, 2019
5. Sandy is the matriarch of all fart jokes (AKA Part IV).
You know you've been married a long time when you don't even know which one of you farted.!
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) September 27, 2017
4. Sandy embarrasses Seth.
Well it was real and i wonder if she really would have wanted her " hoo hoo" so obvious.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) May 8, 2018
3. Sandy has a very weird dream.
I had a dream that Beyonce and jay z were at Seth’s house, and me , my husband and daughter were there dressed very weird and making super awkward comments. It was only a dream! So vivid.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) July 18, 2019
2. Sandy embarrasses Seth, again.
Jesus fucking Christ mom. https://t.co/KJSIlWZMhL
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) July 5, 2017
1. Sandy is all of us.
Do you think meghan is just running around the palace singing " i'm a fucking princess " ? No judgements.
I would be doing that.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) July 17, 2018