Happy Purim! Enjoy our special holiday-themed content, and scroll down to the end of this post for even more.
If you’re Jewish and single, chances are someone (ahem, your mom) told you to join JSwipe, the “Jewish Tinder” of dating apps. The Forward recently highlighted the 45 most popular women and 42 most popular men on JSwipe, which resulted in lots of shirtless selfies, bikini pics, shiny smiles, and did I mention shirtless selfies?
I’m here to say: no. Just no. While I’m sure these Jewish singles are all lovely people, there’s something just a little vomit-inducing about superficial lists like this. That is, unless they’re about DOGS.
So I took one for the team, turned to my phone for love, and found 18 of the hottest canines on the market. Wo-oof.
Today at Kveller we’re celebrating Purim, a holiday with “the characteristics of a spring masquerade,” “a festival of merriment, play, and [ahem] pranks.”
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