In completely bizarre, disturbing news, a 34-year-old yoga teacher is currently on trial for allegedly flashing boys at a bar mitzvah party and letting them fondle her breasts.
Talk about a shanda.
The incident happened last year in Arizona. Lindsey Ann Radomski faces 18 charges for lifting her shirt and flashing her newly enhanced breasts while there were boys in the room ages 11-15 on two occasions, according to local reports. She is also accused of performing a sex act on a 15-year-old boy at the party. And here I thought my performance to Will Smith’s “Welcome to Miami” while flanked by smoke machines and muscular dancers in shiny vests at my own bat mitzvah was a spectacle.
Radomski, who admitted to drinking heavily leading up to the event, took the stand and broke down in tears, referring to the breast-flashing incident as the “most obscene moment of her life.” She faces more than six months in jail and three years of probation if convicted.
No word on how the bar mitzvah boy–and his family–reacted to the incident, though I think it’s safe to say this is not exactly the kind of rite of passage they had in mind for their celebration. No, not at all.