dude week

An Interview With My Husband

Who is this mystery man?

In honor of Kveller’s Dude Week, I sat down with my very private husband Mike to do a little Esquire-style interviewing. I started off each sentence (the bold part), and he finished them. Very exclusive! Enjoy!

1. Being Mayim Bialik’s husband is (a little bit like): juggling fire.

2. People think stay-at-home dads: can’t get a job.

3. I want my sons to be: whatever they want to be.

4. Elimination Communication helps: to (almost) never have to change a solid poop diaper.

5. My sons describe me as: squishy.

6. The family bed makes for: an occasional foot in the face.

8. Having two blond kids with blue eyes when I have dark brown hair and brown eyes is: a reminder of my dad and brother.

9. It’s important to protect our sons from the public eye because: they didn’t have a say in any of this.

10. If I could change one thing about being a dad: I wouldn’t, butterfly effect and all.

11. The sling we used most for our boys (Maya Wrap ring sling): was the only one that fit me well.

12. Waking up with a 6-year-old glued to my body: makes for a warmer morning.

14. People think Mayim calls all the shots in our life but: I’m not sure who those “people” are.

15. When our kids grow up I hope that: Phantom Menace will not be their favorite Star Wars movie.

16. I never knew before having kids that breastfeeding: was hard.

17. On weekends I wish I could: sleep in.

18. Mayim working has led to: a lot of travel and a couple nice watches.

The opinions expressed here are the personal views of the author. Comments are moderated, so use your inside voices, keep your hands to yourself, and no, we're not interested in herbal supplements.

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