Twitter is home to many insightful, hysterical, and intelligent people–especially moms and dads who are trying to connect with other parents through humor. These are some of the funniest, most real, and honest Twitter users I’ve found yet (besides us, of course):
1. Coffee Dad
where is the coffee
— coffee dad (@coffee_dad) February 15, 2015
2. Honest Toddler
Realest thing I’ve seen in my life pic.twitter.com/mGQKMYfKKN — Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) February 23, 2016
3. Amy Flory
Pretty excited about my new vacuum, the Lego Destroyer 2000.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) February 6, 2016
4. Perfect Pending
New Year’s Goal: Get my house organized. Actual accomplishment: Make snacks and teach my kids how to flush a public toilet with their foot. — Meredith (@PerfectPending) January 4, 2016
Preschool Registration form: What’s one word you would use to describe your child?
*writes in all caps: RELENTLESS.— Meredith (@PerfectPending) February 6, 2016
5. Unfiltered Mama
My kids never finish their dinner because they’re saving room for bath water. — Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) February 19, 2016
6. Housewife of Hell
Life has been a lot more pleasant since I bought my kids those fancy mom-cancelling headphones.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) March 2, 2016
7. Mom of Teen
It’s pretty damn stressful trying to meet all the “sell by” dates in my fridge. — MomofTeen (@MomOfTeen) February 28, 2016
Feeling like a debutante as I lift up my long flannel nightgown while gracefully descending the stairs to the laundry room.
— MomofTeen (@MomOfTeen) February 25, 2016
8. Tired Working Mom
Dr: your test results came in, and it’s just what we suspected. Me: …. Dr: I’m afraid you’re Me: Don’t say it Dr: a morning person — Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) February 11, 2016
9. Exploding Unicorn
Me: For your information, I have an interesting job.
5-year-old: All you do is sit at a desk
Me:
5:
Me: Sometimes I get up to buy snacks
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2016
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