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This Dad Is Illustrating All the Hilarious Things Kids Say

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What if all the weird and funny things your kid says became illustrations? That’s what artist and dad Martin Bruckner is doing these days. His 3-year-old daughter Harper Grace is his main muse, according to Buzzfeed.

Since he began chronicling his daughter’s funny one-liners, he got the brilliant idea to start accepting submissions of all the weird things kids from all over the world say. This year, he illustrated over 500 of them.

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Here are some of my personal favorites:

I absolute love how this little boy thought “Star Wars” was “Star Horse”:

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Martin Bruckner / spaghetti-toes.tumblr.com

Personally, I’m going to start saying this to everyone:

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Martin Bruckner / spaghetti-toes.tumblr.com

One kid’s idea of what God might look like:

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Martin Bruckner / spaghetti-toes.tumblr.com

Pancakes + hip hop = best breakfast ever:

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Martin Bruckner / spaghetti-toes.tumblr.com

And Harper’s “compliment” about her mom’s cooking:

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Martin Bruckner / spaghetti-toes.tumblr.com

Check out the rest of the illustrations here, they’re incredibly adorable.

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