We all need a little voyeuristic escape from reality sometimes, which is why social media is beloved by so many, especially Instagram. It allows you to take a peek into someone else's life without…having to actually switch bodies and be them for a day. The great thing about Instagram is that you can get the beautiful, ethereal photos of kids playing in a forest, while also looking at photos of all those hilarious parenting fails. It's not like you have to choose. Below I picked some of my… >> Read More
In light of Sean Spicer’s disastrous press conference and Kellyanne Conway’s assertion that Spicer was simply relaying, “alternative facts,” I’d like to offer up some #alternativefacts of…my own. These are my #alternativeparentingfacts. 1. First of all, nothing that you do outside of parenting will ever be as important or meaningful as your role of mother or father. That’s just science. If you’re looking to find purpose and self-fulfillment somewhere else, you should give up now. 2. For those of you who… >> Read More
When I was a little girl, and my dad would tuck me into bed, I always begged for the same story. “Daddy, tell me again about the time you snuck into the back door at Carnegie Hall and watched Frank…Sinatra from the side of the stage, pleeeeease.” Not your typical bedtime story, but my dad isn’t the typical dad. He’s always been passionate about music, specifically jazz and Frank Sinatra. Whenever Frank Sinatra was in concert anywhere in the state of Florida, my parents brought my brother and me to see him. It didn’t… >> Read More
There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it:
You are fucking up your kids.
And I am, too.
Because that's what we do.
We don't do it proudly or on purpose: we just do.
And it…doesn't matter what we do, or how carefully we consider our choices, or which experts we consult. Our kids will have issues no matter what. If we breastfeed, they’ll have issues. If we bottle-feed, they’ll have issues. If we sleep train, they’ll have issues. If we co-sleep, they’ll have issues. If we play that gangsta… >> Read More
November 9 was an emotional day for many of my friends. As I walked into my daughter’s preschool, I overheard a group of moms discussing how upset they were about the victory of Donald Trump.…That’s why I wasn’t surprised that the daily “classroom recap” email sent by my daughter’s teacher mentioned how several of the children in the class came to school expressing how sad their parents were about the election results. My daughter is lucky to have an excellent teacher who turned the election into an appropriate and… >> Read More